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Mind Your Language (1977-1986) is a British comedy television series set in a school for mature students and focuses on the English as a Second Language class.

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Series 1[edit]

The First Lesson [1.1][edit]

Mr Brown: There will be no throat-slicing in my class! If you want to do that sort of thing, you should have joined the Sports in Pastimes.

Danielle: I come to learn English. Have I come to the right place?

An Inspector Calls [1.2][edit]

Mr Brown: I was engaged once. Matter of fact, I proposed marriage, but it didn't really work out. There was quite a lot of opposition.

Miss Courtney: Her father?

Mr Brown: No, her husband. I didn't realise she was married at the time.

A Fate Worse Than Death [1.3][edit]

Ranjeet: Excuse me, missy. This lady, is she resembling an elephant?

Miss Courtney: I wouldn't exactly put it like that, but she is rather large.

Ranjeet: Blimey, it is Surinder!

Gladys: I thought you and Surinder made a lovely couple.

Mr Brown: With all due respect, she was a couple on her own.

All Through the Night [1.4][edit]

Mr Brown: (holds up lime juice) Giovanni?

Giovanni: Lime juice.

Mr Brown: (holds up milk) Juan?

Juan: Cow juice.

Mr Brown: Milk.

Miss Courtney: Do you know where we get milk from, Juan?

Juan: Si, señora.. the milkman!

Max: Danielle should wave from window all by herself.

Mr Brown: She still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention.

Max: It would if she took her clothes off!

The Best Things in Life [1.5][edit]

Ali: You are changing your tune! When you are thinking that I am very wealthy, you are being my bloody brother.

Ranjeet: That is before I'm finding out you are bloody stupid!

Ali: Don't you call me bloody stupid, you bearded baboon!

Mr Brown: Quiet the pair of you and sit down. (to Ali) I presume you're staying now, Ali.

Ali: I'm staying now, yes.

Come Back All is Forgiven [1.6][edit]

Mr Brown: Well, how would you pronounce 'F-I-T'?

Ranjeet: Fit!

Juan: Si señor, one right fit, one left fit!

Mr Brown: No, Juan!

The Cheating Game [1.7][edit]

Ali: I want to hear you say: 'All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons'.

Ranjeet: If I am saying that, you'll be lending me 10p?

Ali: If you are saying that, I will be giving you 10p.

Ranjeet: Very well. All Muslims are nice, kind and wonderful persons.

Ali: Jolly good. (hands him the 10p)

Ranjeet: There's only one thing: all Sikhs are very big liars!

Mr Brown: Where are you going?

Giovanni: We go to spend 2p.

Mr Brown: The phrase is 'spend a penny'.

Giovanni: Sure. I spend a penny, he spend a penny; we spend 2p.

Better to Have Loved and Lost [1.8][edit]

Ranjeet: Please, I am having a very funny thought. He is Pakistani, she is Chinese. If they have a baby, it will be Pakinese!

Ali: How dare you! I'm teaching you not to be insulting! You ignorant son of a bearded poof!

Ranjeet: Come on! You brainless offspring of a camel!

Kill or Cure [1.9][edit]

Hello, Sailor [1.10][edit]

Mr Brown: Ali, I?

Ali: You are what?

Mr Brown: A word beginning with the letter I

Ali: Infidel

Ranjeet: Are you meaning me?

Ali: Yes, please

Mr Brown(to Ranjeet): Sit down! Ranjeet, J

Ranjeet: Jackass

Ali: Are you meaning me?

Ranjeet: Most definitely!

Ali: I knock your damn turban off you monkey face!

Mind Your Language The Cheating Game Homework Problem

Giovanni: Max, what's the opposite to 'bitter'?

Max: Lotta

Giovanni: That's not right

Max: Sure it is! Opposite of bitter money is lotta money

Mr Brown: Juan, does Boris speak any English?

Juan: I teach him a little

Mr Brown: Well, good. Why do you wish to leave Russia?

Boris: Por favore?

Mr Brown: I see you speak English as well as Juan does

Mr Brown: Think of a word that describes you.

Ali: Stupid

Ranjeet: Don't you call me stupid, you half-witted Pakistani popadom!

Ali: Don't you call me Pakistani popadom you brown chapati!

A Point of Honour [1.11][edit]

How's Your Father? [1.12][edit]

Ranjeet: And then came the Muslims!

Ali: Don't you call me ape you son of a cross-eyed goat!

Mr Brown: Quiet the pair of you! If I have any more trouble, you both stay behind for extra study.

The Examination [1.13][edit]

Ranjeet: I'm winning the jackpot!

Ali: That is my winnings!

Ranjeet: How can they be your winnings? I am putting the money, 10p in.

Ali: There is your 10p.

Ranjeet: Take your dirty hands off my money!

Ali: That is my money, you bearded bandit!

Series 2[edit]

All Present if not Correct [2.1][edit]

Jamila: I sit at backside with Tarō.

Mr Brown: No, Jamila. You will sit at the back. Backside is what you sit on.

Jamila: (chuckles) Oh, no, master-jī. What I sit on is chair!

Ingrid: Swedish girl are the beautifullest.

Danielle: (rolls eyes) Trouble with Swedish girl: they are too big in ze bosom.

Ingrid: French woman too big in the mouth.

Queen for a Day [2.2][edit]

Miss Courtney: Sidney, go and sweep the school yard!

Sid: I swept it up once.

Miss Courtney: Well, sweep it again!

Sid: You wouldn't like me to go down on me 'ands and knees and scrub it, would ya?

Miss Courtney: Don't be ridiculous! It wouldn't dry before they arrived!

Mr Brown: Shall I ask Gladys to make up a couple of ham rolls, in case they feel a bit peckish?

Miss Courtney: Ham rolls?! You can't give royalty ham rolls! This is a very special occasion! Tell her to open a tin of salmon.

Don't Forget the Driver [2.5][edit]

Mr Brown: (points to the window) What is that?

Zoltán: Door.

Mr Brown: Window. (then points to the door)

Zoltán: Ah, door!

Mr Brown: Good.

Enter Miss Courtney

Zoltán: Crumpet!

A Hard Day's Night [2.6][edit]

Miss Courtney: If someone were to stop you in the street and ask you the time, what would you say?

Jamila looks at her watch and replies in Punjabi

Miss Courtney: That wouldn't help them.

Jamila: Oh, yes. In my street, it's all Indian peoples.

Series 3[edit]

I Belong to Glasgow [3.1][edit]

Mr Brown: Mr MacGregor is from Scotland, which is part of Great Britain. Great Britain is comprised of England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

Juan: No.

Mr Brown: What do you mean, 'no'?

Juan: No whales in England. Whales in the sea!

Who Loves Ya Baby? [3.2][edit]

Giovanni: (admiring Danielle) Holy ravioli! For what I'm thinking now, I could be excommunicated.

Juan: I was excommunicated five minutes ago!

No Flowers By Request [3.3][edit]

Mr Brown: Where does the term 'Gladstone bag' come from?

Max: Mrs Gladstone.

Just the Job [3.4][edit]

Mr Wilkins: (to Danielle) Explain the meaning of the phrase 'to bury the hatchet'.

Danielle: To chop someone's 'ead off.

Mr Wilkins: You. (points to Giovanni) Complete the following proverb: 'People who live in glass houses..'

Giovanni: '..should get undressed in the dark.'

What a Tangled Web [3.8][edit]

Mr Brown: Giovanni, the correct word to describe a relative by marriage is 'in-law', as in 'brother-in-law', and not, as you put, 'outlaw'.

Giovanni: It's the same thing.

Mr Brown: It is not the same thing. An outlaw is a bandit.

Giovanni: So's my brother-in-law!

Miss Courtney: Oh, you're wearing a black tie, Sidney.

Sid: Yeah, I'm in mourning. 28 years to the day it happened.

Miss Courtney: Oh dear. The death of a loved one?

Sid: Nah, I got married.

Miss Courtney: You're a real male chauvinist pig.

Sid: Pardon?

Miss Courtney: Pig.

Sid: Oh, you've met the wife, have you?

Cast[edit]

• Barry Evans – Jeremy Brown (English teacher)
• Zara Nutley – Dolores Courtney (principal)
• Dino Shafeek – Ali Nadim (Pakistani pupil)
• George Camiller – Giovanni Capello (Italian pupil)
• Kevork Malikyan – Maximillian Papandrious (Greek pupil)
• Jamila Massey – Jamila Ranjha (Indian pupil)
• Françoise Pascal – Danielle Favre (French pupil)
• Albert Moses – Ranjeet Singh (Punjabi pupil)
• Pik-Sen Lim – Chung Su-Lee (Chinese pupil)
• Robert Lee – Tarō Nagazumi (Japanese pupil)
• Ricardo Montez – Juan Cervantes (Spanish pupil)
• Jacki Harding – Anna Schmidt (German pupil)
• Gabor Vernon – Zoltan Szabo (Hungarian pupil)
• Anna Bergman – Ingrid Svenson (Swedish pupil)
• Iris Sadler – Gladys the tea lady
• Tommy Godfrey – Sid the caretaker

External links[edit]

Mind Your Language The Cheating Game Homework Lesson

• Mind Your Language quotes at the Internet Movie Database

Mind Your Language The Cheating Game Homework Questions